“meem se muhabbat” sirf main character roshi ki zindagi ka khulasa nahi karta, balkay actor dananeer ki zindagi ko bhi perfectly bayan karta hai. kyunke hum sab ko us se muhabbat hai aur us ne shuruat ek MEME se ki thi. hahahhahah. #pawrihoraihai

anatomy is great, i love dissecting dead human bodies!! its my second favourite hobby after stealing matches :D

i once acidentally called hepatitis as hepatitties

kinda ironic that barbara hepworth died in a fire and not by hepatitis c. i mean, i thought that was what the "hep" in her name stood for. (not trying to be rude to her memory)

our school has banned macbeth because it mentions suicide and that has been a very sensitive topic ever since our forensics teacher snorted the calcium carbonate in the chem lab

she mutate on my point till i frameshift

and the prize for the highest level of trait anxiety and anger issues goes to… meee!! my orbitofrontal cortex is probably the size of a pine nut lol. and dont even get me started on my anterior cingulate cortex and hypothalamic–pituitary–adrenal axis.

honour your heritage... you are a descendant of alexander the greats dead horse... be one with the horse... NEIGHHHHHH
(this is 100% targeted)

i can now identify male and female skeletons and their cause of death to a semi-professional degree of accuracy… heh.

i cant take rousseau seriously because of his spanking kink. which is ironic because spanking kinks are very serious matters.

"yaar, chup ho jao, itna cheeseburger mat bano. pakistan mein koi traffic rules nahi hote."
- famous last words

"i have no idea how many of your posts are real and fake" thanks for the compliment! me neither :)

flashbacks to when our forensics teacher tried to snort the calcium carbonate in the chem lab and then died. don't do drugs, kids!

read over yesterday's post and i forgot to mention constant references to bulgakov's "a country doctor's notebook." i bring that to the table as well. in fact i bring it to every table. even the operating table. shit i need to go consult my textbook, I MEAN SMOKE I NEED TO GO SMOKE!!1!!

all i bring to the table is trauma porn with a side of anatomy and extreme neuroticism.

if there is ionic bonding, why not doric bonding? Or corinthian bonding?
(is this too niche???)

me when my dehydrated ahh suddenly drinks water and then i start levitating.